You've seen her with her split-blond hair,
navy power suit, purple-blue blouse.
You've seen her with the crooked hand she presses
to her razor-thin mobile
(thinner than sympathy)
or with the crooked hand
clammed to the steering-wheel top.
Sitting non-target,
sitting shop dummy,
new Ben Hur of the
open-top, black sports convertible.
The knives in her wheel trim rotate viciously,
even at 5 mph.
The engine and aircon, as well as other guns
are all blazing at a standstill.
Twenty First Century Charioteer likes to drive
round Port Sunlight for effect,
parks up for two minutes here,
five minutes there,
wiper blades on double-time
while her chirrups are delivered to the
razor-thin mobile.
Twenty-First Century charioteer
likes to rip up the M62
then back down to Cheshire Oaks
(all that charioteering
whets the appetite).