Zuckerberg sucks 09.02.2011.

Source: The Guardian

Mark Zuckerberg, lists his Facebook profile interests as 'openness, making things that help people connect and share what's important to them'

Is that why he obtained a restraining order on Pradeep Manukonda, alleging that the 31 year old 'sent him flowers and tried to accost him.' He also accused Manukonda of writing a letter to tell him that he'd been 'an inspiration to all of us.'

Desire to connect

turns Fbook founder MZuch

into fuckoff schmuck.

Elton 'pops' sprog.

Source: The Times

The rock star Elton John, 63, has decided to become a gay dad with his partner David Furnish.

He hired a surrogate mother, a 'gestation carrier' as it is known in the USA at

£10,000 a pop ('that's 1.67 per hour, as the owner of the womb balefully announced) for the sprog he has named Zachary.

Elton also 'revealed' his desire to found a museum to house his huge photo collection and personal memorabilia.

'I've always wanted to leave all the photographs to the nation, and the memorabilia at the same time, to create a museum where you see my life' said Elton, formerly known as Reg. Dwight. 'Instead of doing a biography or autobiography' he mused 'you see my life through objects and you get to see the wonderful photographs I've collected over the years.

I'd love to do that but you have to find the space and get it funded-it's quite complicated.'

　

Elton can't write pop

any more. He's decided

to pop one instead.

Dwight, decrepit,

pays gestation carrier

to Furnish a son.

Loaded has-been Dwight

wants the world to pay to view

his off-loaded crap.

E-confessions.09.02.2011

Source: The Times.

Roman Catholic bishops have approved a new iphone/ipad app. that allows users to to make confessions with a virtual priest over the internet.

'Confessions: a Roman catholic App.' on sale this week offers 'a personalized examination of conscience for each user.' Sins are listed by misdeed and omission. A button lists 'customary sins' gluttony, envy, greed, etc. Each sin is check-boxed. A next command brings up one of the Acts of Contrition. Users then press 'Receive Absolution and respond Amen' before going to 'Finish.' A spiritual quote then comes up.

It was made by 'Little Apps'

Forgive me father

for coveting my neighbour's

app., deleting sins.

Father Ted, eat your

heart out. Virtual Churches,

priests, sins are here now!

　

Hospital cafe13.03.2011

Shelved, for a time

in the cafe queue,

the visitors glaze over,

dazed, gaze through the

thickets of care, of chat

and that;

seek crumbs, slices of

comfort- hot paninis,

steak pies,
Roquefort binlids 

something wholly

inappropriate;

burn fingers, mouths,

minds;
watch the green caps
and aprons rush around,

watch the incubation

of hot food.

Hospital visitors. 13.03.2011

Hospital visitors 28.01.2011.

The disarrayed folk collected here,

dragged out at strange times

are huddling behind the swish doors

that flap open, give way
to a fate that is

death or deliverance.

We mass in the corridor,

just beyond the life support business.

The heart and heat of terror

seers, coalescing inside us.

We are aghast as never

before.

The hand cleansers

are salvation

We wash away certainty,

cleanse fear,

bacteria, everything

here at the font,

bathe sorrow over

and over again,

fist over fist.