Scrabbling in 2010.

The Times reports that the game of Scrabble, still popular in the internet age and first marketed in 1948 is to undergo a change of rules. Mattel, who market the game, have decided to allow some proper nouns, those of celebrities, places and companies.

They'll be scrabbling to
be the first to triple score,
hit on Beyonce.

War criminal haven 06 04 2010

Britain is a safe haven for war criminals, it seems. 53 of them are living here, free from prosecution by Scotland Yard as they are deemed to be somehow above and beyond the reach of the law.

The real terrorists
are living, Scotland-Yard free.
They can't be blown up.