Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Shuttle shuffles off 8th July, 2011.

Source: The Telegraph.

 Yesterday, NASA's space shuttle completed its last voyage and touched down, never to fly again.

Shuttle shuffles off
this mortal coil leaving deep
space ( N.A.S.A.'s nada)

Bombardier hits buffers 6th July, 2011.

More than 1400 jobs will go at Britain's last train builder after the government awarded the contract for commuter train building to Siemens, a German firm because it was 'more competitive' i.e. cheaper. The Government blamed EU regulations.


Once great engine of
industry sold down the line.
Do you see the points?

Yet more Rowling in it 6th July, 2011.

Source: The Times

The Harry Potter films have grossed almost 4bn worldwide, according to The Times.

Perhaps Africa
could have been fed with the dosh
grossed by such gross films.

Old age haiku 5th July, 2011.

Source: The Oldie

A Commission has drawn up plans to fund old age in which no-one would have to pay more than 30% of their savings and assets towards their own care. It suggested raising the limits on assets a person may hold while qualifying for state help from £23,250 to £100,000.

People would still be liable for care home costs but this would be limited to £10,000.
Many feel this is just a rearrangement of the death tax idea of folk funding their own care.

Death and taxes are
two certainties. You can bank
on death taxes too.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Nada's Nadir 3rd July, 2011 x 3

Source: The Independent.

Rafael Nadal , the clay court champion and twice former Wimbledon champion was defeated here at Wimbers by Novak Djokovitch. The match was watched by a delighted Serbian president, Boris Tadic.

A different Boris
is a Tad delighted for
Novelty Novak.

Nada for Nadal;
clay court king reaches nadir,
has champ's feet of clay.