Source: The Times.09.01.2012.
Police are appealing to hardware stores to catch someone who has been sprinkling tacks on doorsteps, driveways, footpaths and roads in Axminster, Devon. PCSO Andy Trott said "we want to hear from anyone who has noticed tacks missing" We're also checking with hardware stores to see if someone has purchased a large quantity of tacks"
Police track pointed
tack attacks, practice tactful tactics
tackling thief.
Cops play tic-tac-toe
as Axminster's carpetted
by a little prick.
Bed-of-nails merchant
lays trail, trips up police, tricks
them with trail of tacks.
Carpet tack thief wipes
the floor with Axminster fuzz
and some sharp practice.
Friday, January 13, 2012
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