Source: Wirral Globe
Justine Greening, a Wirral MP has secured a commitment hat the go-ahead of the HS2 rail link 'will quickly benefit Merseyside' and that Phase 2 might be completed in 2032.
"I am looking at all the ways in which I can progress this project s fast as possible. At the moment, it looks as though the time frame is the fastest we can bring it to fruition."
Besides costing the country 32bn it will wipe out Britain's last woods and forests.. Now that's value for money!
Huge Snail Two on track
to wreak destruction of woods
for a half trillion.
Friday, January 27, 2012
Fergie may serve time 16.01.2012.
Source: The Independent
The Duchess of York may have to serve time in a Turkish jail, it is widely reported. For trying to 'expose' Turkey's 'child cruelty', she may be extradited there.
Fergie proves to be
a bit of a Turkey-and may
have to do bird there.
Turkish Delight as
Duchess biscuit (Ginger Nut)
is stirred in Porridge.
Duchess of York
to serve at her Majesty's Pleasure
in Ironbar Hotel
Fergie faces the
slammer for slamming Turkey's
Iron Pen children.
The Duchess of York may have to serve time in a Turkish jail, it is widely reported. For trying to 'expose' Turkey's 'child cruelty', she may be extradited there.
Fergie proves to be
a bit of a Turkey-and may
have to do bird there.
Turkish Delight as
Duchess biscuit (Ginger Nut)
is stirred in Porridge.
Duchess of York
to serve at her Majesty's Pleasure
in Ironbar Hotel
Fergie faces the
slammer for slamming Turkey's
Iron Pen children.
Artisans of death face cuts 16.01.2012.
Source: The Daily Telegraph.16.01.2012.
There are to be large cuts in defence staff. The RAF, the RN, Royal Paratroopers and the Brigade of Gurkhas will feel the effexcts as 30,000 jobs will go. A senior officer involved in the UK defence cuts said "Frankly, we have to take our share of pain."
Death by a thousand
cuts means that those who cut 'em
dead will be cut too.
There are to be large cuts in defence staff. The RAF, the RN, Royal Paratroopers and the Brigade of Gurkhas will feel the effexcts as 30,000 jobs will go. A senior officer involved in the UK defence cuts said "Frankly, we have to take our share of pain."
Death by a thousand
cuts means that those who cut 'em
dead will be cut too.
Gay clergy to be defrocked soon
Source: The Independent 16.01.2012.
Church of England solicitors have drawn up a document detailing the circumstances in which a cleric would be legally banned from becoming a bishop.
The caveat in the legal note says that only those who had 'repented their physical gay past' could be considered for the bishopric.
It was nicknamed the 'The Jeffrey John clause' after the openly gay Dean of St.Alban's who was made to relinquish his 'Bishop of Reading' appointment in 2003.
Colin Coward, director of the pro-gay lobby says 'The church is sick, it needs to be fixed right away'.
It has been reported that the Right Reverend John had had enough of being passed over for promotion and has instructed a specialist employment law firm to begin proceedings against the Cof E.
Wierdly, Jeffrey Johns is the split of Elton John.
The word Bishopric
may now have a rather less
reverential slant.
Clergy revered by
their partners are 'not fit' to
preach what they practise.
Defrocking-is that
just a euphemism for banning
gay clergy from office?
Elton lookalike
Jeffrey John is most like him
in both word and deed.
Unholy row means
that Dean of St Alban's can't
Carry On Preaching
Church of England solicitors have drawn up a document detailing the circumstances in which a cleric would be legally banned from becoming a bishop.
The caveat in the legal note says that only those who had 'repented their physical gay past' could be considered for the bishopric.
It was nicknamed the 'The Jeffrey John clause' after the openly gay Dean of St.Alban's who was made to relinquish his 'Bishop of Reading' appointment in 2003.
Colin Coward, director of the pro-gay lobby says 'The church is sick, it needs to be fixed right away'.
It has been reported that the Right Reverend John had had enough of being passed over for promotion and has instructed a specialist employment law firm to begin proceedings against the Cof E.
Wierdly, Jeffrey Johns is the split of Elton John.
The word Bishopric
may now have a rather less
reverential slant.
Clergy revered by
their partners are 'not fit' to
preach what they practise.
Defrocking-is that
just a euphemism for banning
gay clergy from office?
Elton lookalike
Jeffrey John is most like him
in both word and deed.
Unholy row means
that Dean of St Alban's can't
Carry On Preaching
Head count of Montrecristo rats. 16.01.2012.
Source: The Daily Telegraph. 16.01.2012.
The island of Montecristo, off the coast of Tuscany is home to thousands of black rats. Now the director of the National Park Authority, Franco Zenichelli wants to drop 26 tons of poisoned pellets on the island at the end of January.
So-called biologists say that the rats pose a grave threat to the island, an archipelago nature reserve, but that pales into insignificance besides this monstrous mass poisoning plan. The islands and all life on them will not only be killed off by the poison but also by the decomposing bodies of the poisoned rats, Air land and sea will be poisoned.
Island threat isn't
the black rats, it's the evil
rats who poison them.
One rather large black
rat who poisoned Italy
was Berlusconi.
The island of Montecristo, off the coast of Tuscany is home to thousands of black rats. Now the director of the National Park Authority, Franco Zenichelli wants to drop 26 tons of poisoned pellets on the island at the end of January.
So-called biologists say that the rats pose a grave threat to the island, an archipelago nature reserve, but that pales into insignificance besides this monstrous mass poisoning plan. The islands and all life on them will not only be killed off by the poison but also by the decomposing bodies of the poisoned rats, Air land and sea will be poisoned.
Island threat isn't
the black rats, it's the evil
rats who poison them.
One rather large black
rat who poisoned Italy
was Berlusconi.
Face FYLLer 16.01,2012.
Source: Telegraph 16.01.2012.
Due to hit UK stores this week, the 'Forever Youth Liberator' range by Yves Saint Laurent, which is owned by L'Oreal contains an active ingredient proclaimed 'world changing' by scientists. It has been developmed over the last 20 years.
Chris Griffiths, Professor of Dermatology at Manchester University said years would be needed to prove whether the product lived up to its claims.
At £50 per ounce (a 30gram pot) it doesn't come cheap.
Youth Liberator
sounds like a rebel vanguard
th O'Real-ly it's NOT.
Skin cream took yonks to
develop. By the time it's
proved, you won't need it.
Filler is really
old and dear. So will you be,
even if you use it.
The Egyptians are
Ancient but they knew a thing
or two about skin.
Ageing product skins
your purse, layers your skin
because you're worth it.
Due to hit UK stores this week, the 'Forever Youth Liberator' range by Yves Saint Laurent, which is owned by L'Oreal contains an active ingredient proclaimed 'world changing' by scientists. It has been developmed over the last 20 years.
Chris Griffiths, Professor of Dermatology at Manchester University said years would be needed to prove whether the product lived up to its claims.
At £50 per ounce (a 30gram pot) it doesn't come cheap.
Youth Liberator
sounds like a rebel vanguard
th O'Real-ly it's NOT.
Skin cream took yonks to
develop. By the time it's
proved, you won't need it.
Filler is really
old and dear. So will you be,
even if you use it.
The Egyptians are
Ancient but they knew a thing
or two about skin.
Ageing product skins
your purse, layers your skin
because you're worth it.
The Crane Fly 24.01.2012.
The Crane Fly.
Last night, you tiptoed
along the curtain rail.
Your cabriole and caper
swept you
into a dark corner.
Here, you reached
your final resting place.
There was no
crash landing
this time
away from the
dizzying heights,
the lights.
There was no more
ditzing or
trampolining.
Instead you put out
wavering sensors,
touched down
quietly,
cushioned by
your landing legs.
I left you there,
settling over your
undercarriage,
pleased to give you
respite after all your
uphill toiling.
I was a little afraid
of the dancer in you
as a child.
After all, you were
so much bigger
in those days.
Still, I never wished
you dead; I had rather
that you would float
free on scissor-legs, away
through the
window gap I always
left you for your
Great Escape.
Was I afraid you
would brush my cheek
in the dark?
Did I think you would
scare the living daylights
out of me?
Now, of course,
I realise that there
are much bigger
things to be
afraid of.
Now I realise that
you couldn't hurt a fly.
Last night, you tiptoed
along the curtain rail.
Your cabriole and caper
swept you
into a dark corner.
Here, you reached
your final resting place.
There was no
crash landing
this time
away from the
dizzying heights,
the lights.
There was no more
ditzing or
trampolining.
Instead you put out
wavering sensors,
touched down
quietly,
cushioned by
your landing legs.
I left you there,
settling over your
undercarriage,
pleased to give you
respite after all your
uphill toiling.
I was a little afraid
of the dancer in you
as a child.
After all, you were
so much bigger
in those days.
Still, I never wished
you dead; I had rather
that you would float
free on scissor-legs, away
through the
window gap I always
left you for your
Great Escape.
Was I afraid you
would brush my cheek
in the dark?
Did I think you would
scare the living daylights
out of me?
Now, of course,
I realise that there
are much bigger
things to be
afraid of.
Now I realise that
you couldn't hurt a fly.
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