Friday, January 6, 2012

Brick shithouses. 03.01.2012

Source: The Financial Times. 03.01.2012.




Encos, a Leeds University spin-out company has produced brick prototypes using sewage slurry from a treatment plant near Leeds, backed by Yorkshire Water. Says Jon Briggs "carbon negative bricks could avoid the need to deposit the ash generated by incinerating sewage in landfill sites".

Disposal of slurry from the sewage treatment plants is an environmental burden for Britain's water companies. Encos hopes to get its bricks on the market within two years if it receives funding of 10m for the commercial product and could provide up to 2% of the 1.1bn UK output of bricks.



We'll all be shitting

bricks when Yorkshire Water makes

our muck into brass.



By 'eck lass, tha' brick

shithouse is built like a brick

shithouse made of...shit!

Eye-opening surgery 03.01.2012.

Source: Financial Times. 03.01.2012




1.3m surgical and non-surgical procedures were carried outin 2009, four times the figure in 2005. BAAPS (The British Association of Aeshetic Plastic Surgeons) recorded 38, 274 invasive procedures carried out in 2010.

David Poulton, a Conservative MP who sits on the the Select Health Committee said that a lot of 'fillers' are performed on the high street 'by people with no knowledge of anatomy at all'. 'The Government',he said 'needs to turn its eye to this'.



NHS picks up

tabs, baps,discarded pieces,

moobs, boobs says BAAPS.



Eye-opening stats on

eyebrow lifts raises eyebrows

of health Committee.



Government turns the

other cheek but not eye on

eyelid surgery

Drones hover over us all 03.01.2012

Source: The Times. 03.01.2012.




Ben MacKintyre reports that the drone arms race is well under way. In "Look up-there's a drone watching over you" he tells us that, according to the UN, over 40 countries have purchased the technology. Drone strikes are illegal, morally dubious, cowardly and cheap, involving no casualties.



In Gaza, the drones of the Israeli Defence Force are known as Zenana.



Deadly weapons with

dozy names bely their more

sinister purpose.

A tale of two Sirs...a divorce is for Christmas 03.01.2011

Source Times: 03.01.2012.




The New Year and post-Christmas period traditionally sees a huge surge in the number of divorces and breakdowns.



Mindful of the statistics, Senior High Court Judge Sir Paul Coleridge is launching a campaign to halt the "appalling and costly impact of family breakdown". After sitting in court for over forty years, he has seen "hundreds and thousands of people traipsing through the divorce courts"

Sir Paul wants to halt what he calls a 'recycling attitude' to relationships in which people ditch partners rather than trying to make things work. "Mend it-don't end it" is his message.





He presided over first round divorce hearings between 'Sir' Paul McCartney and 'Lady' McCartney some time ago and may have presided over all his othr divorce cases.





There are approximately 3.8 m kids currently caught in the family justice system.



A divorce is for

life, not just for the dog days

after Christmas feuds.



A tale of Two Sirs;-

Divorce Court Judge and Rich

Pop Star Breakup Freak.



Recycle rubbish

not marriage, says Divorce Court

Judge quite tidily.

Copper-bottomed crimes 03.01.2012.

Source: The Times 03.01.2012.




Hundreds of police officers and Community Support Officers remain in their posts, despite criminal convictions for offences including assault, robbery and the supply of drugs, it emerged yesterday. 944 in England and Wales have a conviction.

Scores of officers facing misconduct charges were being allowed to escape punishmnent by quitting.



Bent coppers supplied

bent copper. Rozzers were robbers.

Old filth were tainted.



Time-served coppers don't

do the time when they've done the

crime-they leave instead.