More New Meanings July, 2011

New Meanings.

Filibuster:-
A method of breaking in young horses.

Bulldozer:-
A euphemism for Ketamine.

Trampoline:-
Rather like a vagrant.
　

New Meanings contd. 2010

New meanings continued. 2010.




tumbling- jewelry for the belly-button.

kittiwake- a cat's funeral.

lactic- a stopped clock.

property-Earl Grey, Assam, none of that crap.

shuttlecock- a space chicken.

pastoral-too old for foreplay.

vilification-urban sprawl.

friary-chip pan.

media- 'who else, darling?'

allergy- A.K.A. sacha Baron Cohen-innit?

phlebotomy- cutting an insect in half.

truculent-the van you hired.

children- jogging in the Arctic.

lever- what unfaithful husbands do.

New Meanings

New Meanings 06.

biosphere--to purchase a ball.

specimen--Italian astronauts.

typhoo---tea that gives you wind.

arson--to sit.

emotions--virtual dumps.

ransom--a half-hearted jog.

binge-where Sean Connery puts his rubbish.



foxglove--Basil Brush

shagpile-- unpleasant experience.

stifle--no room at the pigsty.

otter-- Nice weather in Yorkshire.

pulpit--what to do with Geoffrey Archer's novels.



Several of Linda Smith's.....

maisonette-a very small Chief Constable

pallisade-what the Queen drinks

mushrooms- what Jeremy Lewellen Bowen does

scarve-to eat in Knightsbridge.



All courtesy of R4's 'Sorry, I haven't a clue'

...and some more of my own.....

hamstring--keeping small mammals as pets.

metronome-a French dwarf.

marigold--what trophy girls do.