Wednesday, April 21, 2010

McCreedy case. 30.02.07.

Local Authorities have lost the case for taking Colin McCreedy, aged 12 into care because he is seriously overweight (at 16 stone) and his mother is unable to make him lose weight. He is so fat that he is 'unable' to take exercise...his jaws, sadly, are still getting plenty!

McGreedy boy is
the tip of an overweight iceberg,
that's Greater Britain.

Cuckoo in the nest
Fat Boy Colin McCreedy
refuses to Slim.

Well-travelled, unworldy children. 24.09.2007.

Source: the Independent

Two reports on the same page of the Independent reveal that today's children are 3 times further travelled than their parents were.
As many as 43% (and rising) of kids have amassed around 25,000 miles by the age of 12, with 63% reaching beyond Europe and America.
I in 5 of British children cannot find the UK on a map of the world. I in 10 were not able to name a single continent and more than 20.000 in London did not know that they lived in England's capital city!

Today's children have
travelled the world but haven't a
clue where their home is.

Monday, April 19, 2010

15th March, 2007

The head of the U.N. Nuclear Agency (the IAEA) met North Korean officials yesterday at Pyong yang. The visit was said to have 'cleared the air' though N.Korea wants US sanctions lifted before it will halt its Yongbyon reactor.

Tabled: Korea
talks. Ping pong at Pyong Yang but
no change at Yongbyon

15th march, 2007.

Camels, once used to construct a railroad and infrastructure across Australia have become part of the background of the continent's Fauna. Their descendents, the so-called 'wild camels' are 'wreaking havoc' in their efforts to find water in the continuing drought. Humans, who have no greater claim to water, and in this case the Oz Government, are hiring shooters to kill 100 per week.

You call it culling.
I call it killing (camels
taken Down Under).

15th March 2007.

The Home Office proposes to introduce detention 'holding cells' in shopping centres where police can detain suspected shoplifters and other low-level offenders. Legislation enabling police to continue interrogation after charges have been made is also in the White Paper.

Top Shop cop shops to
check out damaged goods. Heavy
duty for tea leaves.

One-stop Top shop cop
shops mean shoplifters will have
a shorter shelf-life.

Shopfitters to build
cop shops to hols shoplifters,
mums who stole Pampers.

World Cup 2006

As England approaches World Cup D-Day 29th May, 2006, every pillock has a plastic St. George's flag fluttering for their car door pillar.

'C'Mon Engerland'
car flags like red and white rags
to this angry bull.