Friday, June 17, 2011

Dell'Olio balls 16th June, 2011

Source: Times Review

Nancy Dell' Olio, cited in an article by Carol Midgley. " Im a very loved person...women and men, they both love me and this is because I'm one of the kindest people I know".



Dell'Olio digs

herself into holier

than thou holio.

Apple's appl. 16.06.2011

Source: The Times.


A patent application filed by Apple will use technology to switch off the mobile of a person who holds up their iphone to film an event...the device will trigger infra-red sensors at events like Wimbledon, Olympics. Other features like texting and phoning will remain intact , needless to say although one day that may be censored by apps. too....funny that,  as it is Apple who spawned Iphones and Applemacs in the first place.

Spy app will play I-
spy -with -my -little- eye but
this will be no fun

Apple core exposed.
Spyware inventors invent
spyware for spyware

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Sony no longer walking 11.06.2011.

Source The Metro.

Sony has pulled production of its world famous and iconic Walkman.


Cassette production

reeled in. No more Alison

Moyet while jogging.

Friday, June 10, 2011

More football howlers 28.05.2011.

Source: Live BBC transmission. Match of The Day  Man Utd v Barcelona.



"The main soloist in a solo effort for his team does it again"



"Rooney going on an individual run"



"You expect them (Barca) to have lots of possession"



"The mountain they had to climb after Messi's second half goal became an Eiger after Villa's.

Benefit fraud firsts...28.05.2011

Source: The Times

Claire Jones, of Tonypandy, South Wales was paid £6,000 between April, 2008 and August 2010 by the DWP for disability. She performed a skydive in Oct. 2008 for charity.


Bit of ducking and
diving meant sky wasn't just
Claire's only limit.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Obama's sin-laden decision. 02.05.2011.

Source: The Financial Times

President Obama calmly announced the assasination of Osama Bin Laden after ten years of him being staked out unsuccessfully by the US administration. I have a feeling that the zeitgeist was to keep him on the wanted list for as long as possible, to keep the flame of Islamophobia alive and also because no-one actually dared to kill him. He was a hot potato. Even in death, his killers were afraid to to bury him on the ground in a traditional way and slyly 'lost' his body in the Indian Ocean.

Obama Hussein Barrack took the unpopular step of killing a man with a name and cultural background not unlike his own, presumably to 'distance' himself from the 'charge' that he was a Muslim (Oh My God!!!) and had no birth certificate,  having him dispached  in a cowardly, hands-off, hands-on way in order to prove that he was no coward, and to boost his flagging popularity in time for the mid-term elections. There was something rather Shakespearean about the whole sordid affair.

I would have thought that Obama knew enough about history to realise that, no matter what 'acts of bravery' he carries out, these will never be enough for his rivals, or for the fickle public who will soon start baying that he didn't go far enough, that it wasn't him who 'got the scalp' etc., etc.,



Barrack's sin-laden

Shakespearean killing makes

dark blood on his hands.







President buys support

by blowing up 'enemy'.

Hmmm-sounds familiar.