'Lord' Foster of Thames Bank, regularly heard berating Prince Charles for not wanting him to despoliate London with various, often high-rise monstrosities (with a view to earning millions more on top of his already monumental wealth) says he has given up his peerage because of his tax status.
He refuses to tell anybody how much tax he avoids paying by living in Switzerland, which is altogether greener and more pleasant.
His 'works' include a 'new' Wembley Stadium, which mainly involved demolishing the beautiful landmark original one, and The Gherkin, home to the money-spinning industry.
He is non-resident for tax purposes because he 'spends' more than a third of a year abroad.
Living in Swiss pile
makes him monumentally
rich with piles of cash.
Other Swiss cottage
is home for 'Lord' Foster of
Thames Bank plc.
High-rising earner
Foster has a nicer view
far from taxation.
Friday, July 16, 2010
Duke of Devonshire's attic sale. 15.07.2010.
The Duke of Devonshire is selling off a George 11 marble chimney piece worth £300,000, a bookcase with a hidden door and a leather-upholstered Russian sleigh this Autumn at Sotheby's 'to make some room' at Chatsworth House.
As such, Chatsworth is joining other stately homes which have recently been selling off their heirlooms.
Family silver,
a few sticks of furniture
in Duke's attic sale.
As such, Chatsworth is joining other stately homes which have recently been selling off their heirlooms.
Family silver,
a few sticks of furniture
in Duke's attic sale.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Criminal classes 01.07.2010.
1st July,2010.
Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke yesterday set out a new approach to penal reform in a speech which would halt the record number of criminals being sent to jails in England and Wales, currently standing at 85,000. It costs £38,000 a year to send someone to jail, more than sending a boy to Eton.
'Send 'one of the lads'
to Eton instead of jail.
it's cheaper-honest!
Public schools cheaper
for criminal classes than
Colleges of Crime.
.
Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke yesterday set out a new approach to penal reform in a speech which would halt the record number of criminals being sent to jails in England and Wales, currently standing at 85,000. It costs £38,000 a year to send someone to jail, more than sending a boy to Eton.
'Send 'one of the lads'
to Eton instead of jail.
it's cheaper-honest!
Public schools cheaper
for criminal classes than
Colleges of Crime.
.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
World Cup balls. 2010.
World cup balls. June 2010.
'It'd be sad if Nam Chot had to come off the field because there's already a Nam Chot on the field.'
Clive Tyldesly on the occasion of North Korea's match against somebody else.15th June, 2010.
'England need to be let off the leash a little bit...they don't look like they're enjoying it.. they look like they're in straightjackets.'
'The wall, in the shape of Wayne Rooney, stays solid.'
Jim Begley, on the occasion of England V Algeria 18th June, 2010.
'Terry does have previous with this ref'.( Wolfgang Stark) 'from the Champions League... let's just hope he doesn't remember him!'
'Defoe came alive then'.
'So far, so very good .'
' How long to go?'
'Oh, don't say that.'
'Three-quarters of an hour?'
'and he looks hungry' (of Rooney)
Mark Lawrenson and Guy Mowbray on the occasion of the first half of the England v. Slovenia match 23.06.2010.
(of Defoe) 'fit now and firing.' Second half of the England v. Slovenia match.
'They're a tall team' (Slovenia).
'Capello has just leaped from his seat and is racing towards the technical area.'
'Rooney comes alive when Gerrard gets the ball.'
Guy Mowbray and Mark Lawrenson.
'It's a game of two halves in this half.'
Jim Begley, commenting on the first half of Ghana v Uruguay at the World Cup quarter-finals 02.07.2010.
'The game seems to be being played down the two halves with nothing going on in the middle!'
Same game, second half, same commentator.
Final, World cup. Spain v. Holland, commentators Guy Mowbray and Mark Lawrenson.
Second half. 'We're at that stage where one goal means you're world champion.'
Guy Mowbray.
'Xavi got it up, got it over and never got it down again.' G.M.
'That must be more than half the players booked': Mark Lawrenson.
'That must be the longest warm-up in footballing history.' (Of Fernando Torres warming up on the benches during the second half).G.M.
'Fernando Torres... haven't seen the best of him in the Championship..shades of Wayne Rooney.' M.L.
'Goal kick's been given!' G.M.
'They should have gone to Specsavers!' (of that ref.'s and linesmen's decision).M.L.
'It'd be sad if Nam Chot had to come off the field because there's already a Nam Chot on the field.'
Clive Tyldesly on the occasion of North Korea's match against somebody else.15th June, 2010.
'England need to be let off the leash a little bit...they don't look like they're enjoying it.. they look like they're in straightjackets.'
'The wall, in the shape of Wayne Rooney, stays solid.'
Jim Begley, on the occasion of England V Algeria 18th June, 2010.
'Terry does have previous with this ref'.( Wolfgang Stark) 'from the Champions League... let's just hope he doesn't remember him!'
'Defoe came alive then'.
'So far, so very good .'
' How long to go?'
'Oh, don't say that.'
'Three-quarters of an hour?'
'and he looks hungry' (of Rooney)
Mark Lawrenson and Guy Mowbray on the occasion of the first half of the England v. Slovenia match 23.06.2010.
(of Defoe) 'fit now and firing.' Second half of the England v. Slovenia match.
'They're a tall team' (Slovenia).
'Capello has just leaped from his seat and is racing towards the technical area.'
'Rooney comes alive when Gerrard gets the ball.'
Guy Mowbray and Mark Lawrenson.
'It's a game of two halves in this half.'
Jim Begley, commenting on the first half of Ghana v Uruguay at the World Cup quarter-finals 02.07.2010.
'The game seems to be being played down the two halves with nothing going on in the middle!'
Same game, second half, same commentator.
Final, World cup. Spain v. Holland, commentators Guy Mowbray and Mark Lawrenson.
Second half. 'We're at that stage where one goal means you're world champion.'
Guy Mowbray.
'Xavi got it up, got it over and never got it down again.' G.M.
'That must be more than half the players booked': Mark Lawrenson.
'That must be the longest warm-up in footballing history.' (Of Fernando Torres warming up on the benches during the second half).G.M.
'Fernando Torres... haven't seen the best of him in the Championship..shades of Wayne Rooney.' M.L.
'Goal kick's been given!' G.M.
'They should have gone to Specsavers!' (of that ref.'s and linesmen's decision).M.L.
Friday, July 9, 2010
It's a small world.
It’s a small world.
The dental practice was situated on a busy road that housed not only Tranmere Rovers football club and the Ducklings nursery but also numerous medical practices of uncertain status.
A huge plastic banner resembling one of those ‘all you can eat’ banners that buffet-style restaurants like to display was draped across the front of one of them.‘NEW PATIENTS WELCOME,’ it announced.
The Buckingham Dental Practice was in fact a large,Victorian house which had been converted, so that patients would frequently wander into rooms not meant for them. In vain might one try to imagine the original character of the house and of those who once lived there, so heavily impregnated was the whole place with its present purpose and its pink mouthwash smell. It was impossible not to run one’s hand along the smooth curved banisters without a frisson of dread at the horrors to come, nor use the Niagara bathroom toilet without the sense of a relief so temporary that it was no comfort at all, and with only the certainty that this was merly an ante-room. Neither could the waiting room, with its gaudy women’s magazines spread on the low coffee table reassure.
The morning of my appointment to analyse a flaring tooth pain was a bright, brisk, December morning. Sunlight faded in and out of the waiting-room (coinciding with the flares of pain, or so it seemed)and illuminating the low table in the centre of the waiting room. The lady sitting opposite me was about fifty-eight. She was seated on a black, studded, leather chair. Out of a sense of duty, she leaned forward on the creaking shell of leather, picked up one of the fluorescent chat magazines, held it at arm’s length for an instant before dropping it cautiously on the pile of similarly pink and yellow chat magazines that boasted ‘Britain’s first pregnant man’, and whose features, including ‘My doughnut shame’ and ‘In a Klass of her own’ were so garish that they seemed to be shouldering each other off the page.
The woman was dressed down slightly, in order to resemble someone much younger; her own daughter perhaps? Her feet were crammed into black, chisel-pointed boots and the chain-belt she was wearing cinched a waist that was barely distinguishable from her hips. At her throat, she wore a pashmina, tie-style scarf. Reactolite, square- framed glasses topped her head( she felt that glasses like these took years off her). She had lately been considering laser eye surgery after she’d had her veneers done.
A few minutes elapsed in the disturbed, private sphere of the waiting room, during which time she took a packet of Dove tissues from her handbag, blew her nose in a self-satisfied way and lifted the main body of the Daily Telegraph which someone else had cast aside. She appeared to read the main headline in a desultory fashion, her face retreating from the newspaper pages in affectation of distaste, then she let it flop back onto the low coffee table as though it was too heavy for her to hold.
As is so often the case in a doctor’s or dentist’s waiting room, it was hard to discern the exact reason for her visit. Nonetheless, she was to be seen swiftly.
The dental assistant, whose badge read ‘Kirsty’ was wearing a pastel green smock. She waved me down the landing to an empty practitioner’s room and swiftly backtracked along the corridor to usher another patient towards a door marked Dr.Lindsay. I stood for a minute in the empty room before realising that it was the wrong one.
I soon found the correct room with Kirsty now installed by the dental instruments cabinet. The tall Dr O’Brien hovered near the yawning black dental chair while I contemplated the statistic that dentists, followed by farmers were members of those professions most liable to commit suicide. I wondered what it was that induced such despair. I could understand farmers, lonely, communing with their Fresian herds at 4 a.m., then deriving less than a penny a litre for their milk from the ruthless supermarket chains in the face of soaring grain prices. I could feel their despair at having this year’s wheat crop flooded at the crucial harvesting time, but dentists?!
Dr. O’Brien took an x-ray then sent me back to the waiting room, where a conversation was now flowing between the fifty-eight year old woman and a new, middle-aged woman with thinning, magenta-coloured hair, a tailored denim jacket and Ugg boots. They seemed to have some sort of connection between them.
‘We were in Cuba too last year’ said the first woman. ‘Isn’t that strange. I think we stayed in …I can’t remember the name of the place... I think it began with an H?’
‘Havana, so were we, but we had the second week in Puerto de los Sablos. That’s on the coast.’
‘Did you? Oh yes, we found the hotel in Havana was alright but they’re like, very laid back there.’
‘Mmm, that’s right, we found that too, but the month before we were in Thailand. They couldn’t do enough for you there, and right away. Everyone is so friendly.’
‘Well, they do say that don’t they? A bit too much sometimes with the men!'
‘And I think it was in 2005 that we went to Jamaica.’
‘ Now that’s somewhere we’d love to try, but Brian’s not as keen as me.’
Both women laughed and there was a kind of gurgling satisfaction in their laughter.
‘So how are you fixed for Christmas?’ the first woman asked the second.
‘Oh we thought we’d go away again but I’m not so sure with all this, you know, the credit crunch. My daughter’s asked us over to Sligo, that’s where she met her husband.’
‘Oh that’ll make a change. We’re off to Florida. We DID do the shopping trip to New York a few years ago, it was amazing but…’
At this point a small, tinny shout seemed to leap out of her handbag. She stared at the bag, wilfully pulled it towards her, whipped out the offending mobile whose ringtone was a pre-recorded male voice which shouted angrily ‘message!Message! MESSAGE! M-E-S-S-A-G-E! She swiped at the thing, pointed it away from her, shot me a withering look in reply to my obvious scowl. Staring incredulously at the screen, then cupping the mobile against her cheek so she could fondle the bag, she told the mobile, the waiting room and its occupants that she had done the rest of the shopping but would be late, repeated the word ‘Prenton’ twice, then squirelled the mobile away into her bag. She picked up the dropped thread of the conversation almost immediately.
Yes, we DID the shopping trip to New York too’
'Did you stop off like WE did on the way back in London?’ the other woman interjected.
‘No, no. God, no. Anyway this year we just want to be somewhere warm, so we thought Florida.’
During the course of their conversation, I had been holding the pages of the Daily Telegraph open on page twenty-seven, retreading an article that bristled not with its content but with my annoyance reflected back at me from the page. I fulminated at the thought of the air-miles they had blithely clocked up over the past few years between the two of them. The tall Dr.O'Brien appeared in the doorway. ‘Mrs Jean Robbins.’ he called, appearing to examine the sheet of paper he was holding out in front of him.
The first woman stuffed her Dove handkerchieves into her handbag and waddled to the door. After she was installed in Dr O’Brien’s room, the woman with the thinning, magenta-coloured hair turned to me approvingly.
‘Isn’t it a small world?’ she remarked. ‘Would you believe that that lady and myself were both in Cuba over a year ago and then we both turn up at the same dental practice? Unbelievable!’
The dental practice was situated on a busy road that housed not only Tranmere Rovers football club and the Ducklings nursery but also numerous medical practices of uncertain status.
A huge plastic banner resembling one of those ‘all you can eat’ banners that buffet-style restaurants like to display was draped across the front of one of them.‘NEW PATIENTS WELCOME,’ it announced.
The Buckingham Dental Practice was in fact a large,Victorian house which had been converted, so that patients would frequently wander into rooms not meant for them. In vain might one try to imagine the original character of the house and of those who once lived there, so heavily impregnated was the whole place with its present purpose and its pink mouthwash smell. It was impossible not to run one’s hand along the smooth curved banisters without a frisson of dread at the horrors to come, nor use the Niagara bathroom toilet without the sense of a relief so temporary that it was no comfort at all, and with only the certainty that this was merly an ante-room. Neither could the waiting room, with its gaudy women’s magazines spread on the low coffee table reassure.
The morning of my appointment to analyse a flaring tooth pain was a bright, brisk, December morning. Sunlight faded in and out of the waiting-room (coinciding with the flares of pain, or so it seemed)and illuminating the low table in the centre of the waiting room. The lady sitting opposite me was about fifty-eight. She was seated on a black, studded, leather chair. Out of a sense of duty, she leaned forward on the creaking shell of leather, picked up one of the fluorescent chat magazines, held it at arm’s length for an instant before dropping it cautiously on the pile of similarly pink and yellow chat magazines that boasted ‘Britain’s first pregnant man’, and whose features, including ‘My doughnut shame’ and ‘In a Klass of her own’ were so garish that they seemed to be shouldering each other off the page.
The woman was dressed down slightly, in order to resemble someone much younger; her own daughter perhaps? Her feet were crammed into black, chisel-pointed boots and the chain-belt she was wearing cinched a waist that was barely distinguishable from her hips. At her throat, she wore a pashmina, tie-style scarf. Reactolite, square- framed glasses topped her head( she felt that glasses like these took years off her). She had lately been considering laser eye surgery after she’d had her veneers done.
A few minutes elapsed in the disturbed, private sphere of the waiting room, during which time she took a packet of Dove tissues from her handbag, blew her nose in a self-satisfied way and lifted the main body of the Daily Telegraph which someone else had cast aside. She appeared to read the main headline in a desultory fashion, her face retreating from the newspaper pages in affectation of distaste, then she let it flop back onto the low coffee table as though it was too heavy for her to hold.
As is so often the case in a doctor’s or dentist’s waiting room, it was hard to discern the exact reason for her visit. Nonetheless, she was to be seen swiftly.
The dental assistant, whose badge read ‘Kirsty’ was wearing a pastel green smock. She waved me down the landing to an empty practitioner’s room and swiftly backtracked along the corridor to usher another patient towards a door marked Dr.Lindsay. I stood for a minute in the empty room before realising that it was the wrong one.
I soon found the correct room with Kirsty now installed by the dental instruments cabinet. The tall Dr O’Brien hovered near the yawning black dental chair while I contemplated the statistic that dentists, followed by farmers were members of those professions most liable to commit suicide. I wondered what it was that induced such despair. I could understand farmers, lonely, communing with their Fresian herds at 4 a.m., then deriving less than a penny a litre for their milk from the ruthless supermarket chains in the face of soaring grain prices. I could feel their despair at having this year’s wheat crop flooded at the crucial harvesting time, but dentists?!
Dr. O’Brien took an x-ray then sent me back to the waiting room, where a conversation was now flowing between the fifty-eight year old woman and a new, middle-aged woman with thinning, magenta-coloured hair, a tailored denim jacket and Ugg boots. They seemed to have some sort of connection between them.
‘We were in Cuba too last year’ said the first woman. ‘Isn’t that strange. I think we stayed in …I can’t remember the name of the place... I think it began with an H?’
‘Havana, so were we, but we had the second week in Puerto de los Sablos. That’s on the coast.’
‘Did you? Oh yes, we found the hotel in Havana was alright but they’re like, very laid back there.’
‘Mmm, that’s right, we found that too, but the month before we were in Thailand. They couldn’t do enough for you there, and right away. Everyone is so friendly.’
‘Well, they do say that don’t they? A bit too much sometimes with the men!'
‘And I think it was in 2005 that we went to Jamaica.’
‘ Now that’s somewhere we’d love to try, but Brian’s not as keen as me.’
Both women laughed and there was a kind of gurgling satisfaction in their laughter.
‘So how are you fixed for Christmas?’ the first woman asked the second.
‘Oh we thought we’d go away again but I’m not so sure with all this, you know, the credit crunch. My daughter’s asked us over to Sligo, that’s where she met her husband.’
‘Oh that’ll make a change. We’re off to Florida. We DID do the shopping trip to New York a few years ago, it was amazing but…’
At this point a small, tinny shout seemed to leap out of her handbag. She stared at the bag, wilfully pulled it towards her, whipped out the offending mobile whose ringtone was a pre-recorded male voice which shouted angrily ‘message!Message! MESSAGE! M-E-S-S-A-G-E! She swiped at the thing, pointed it away from her, shot me a withering look in reply to my obvious scowl. Staring incredulously at the screen, then cupping the mobile against her cheek so she could fondle the bag, she told the mobile, the waiting room and its occupants that she had done the rest of the shopping but would be late, repeated the word ‘Prenton’ twice, then squirelled the mobile away into her bag. She picked up the dropped thread of the conversation almost immediately.
Yes, we DID the shopping trip to New York too’
'Did you stop off like WE did on the way back in London?’ the other woman interjected.
‘No, no. God, no. Anyway this year we just want to be somewhere warm, so we thought Florida.’
During the course of their conversation, I had been holding the pages of the Daily Telegraph open on page twenty-seven, retreading an article that bristled not with its content but with my annoyance reflected back at me from the page. I fulminated at the thought of the air-miles they had blithely clocked up over the past few years between the two of them. The tall Dr.O'Brien appeared in the doorway. ‘Mrs Jean Robbins.’ he called, appearing to examine the sheet of paper he was holding out in front of him.
The first woman stuffed her Dove handkerchieves into her handbag and waddled to the door. After she was installed in Dr O’Brien’s room, the woman with the thinning, magenta-coloured hair turned to me approvingly.
‘Isn’t it a small world?’ she remarked. ‘Would you believe that that lady and myself were both in Cuba over a year ago and then we both turn up at the same dental practice? Unbelievable!’
'World Cup' 5th July, 2010.
05 07 2010.
Source: Metro.
Airport officials in the Colombian capital of Bogota opted to inspect a scale replica of the World Cup that was bound for Spain. When analysts tested the gold model this weekend, they discovered that it was moulded from 11kg (24lb) of cocaine!
Airport Narcotics
team score, fulfil goal, seize World
Cup made of white gold!
Source: Metro.
Airport officials in the Colombian capital of Bogota opted to inspect a scale replica of the World Cup that was bound for Spain. When analysts tested the gold model this weekend, they discovered that it was moulded from 11kg (24lb) of cocaine!
Airport Narcotics
team score, fulfil goal, seize World
Cup made of white gold!
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