Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Platonic ideas recycled by Gove. 29.11.2010.

Source: The Times. 29. 11. 2010.

Michael Gove, the Minister for Education has praised phonetics as a way of teaching children to read rather than the 'look and say' way favoured by the Labour Government. This has been compared by some to a return to the method described by Plato.

Plato also believed that children should be taught poetry, and history as a way of inculcating moral responsibility.



Plato's prescription

(poetry, phonetics) praised,

given out by Gove.

Bees decimated but honey yield increases. 29.11.2010.

Source: The Times.

The British Beekeepers Association has produced 3.5 million jars of honey this year, due to the increasing popularity of beekeeping as an interest. Sadly, we have lost some 2 billion bees in the last few years.


Latest buzz meant that

busy bees brought Britain out

in hives and honey.

Hospital deaths increase 29 11.2010.

Source: The Times

Patients are dying in higher numbers than expected at 19 NHS hospital trusts, according to the Dr. Foster Hospital Guide.


Medical thinking

may be that killing off is

cheaper than curing.

On trying to write Haiku 05.11.2010.

Wrestling with words is
so hard; maybe I should just
take up Ju Jitso

Friday, November 26, 2010

Manchester Poem.03.11.2010.

The sun and I are glancing off

your High-walls to heaven:

your dear glazed bricks, your

fast iron, cast-iron studs,

your gushing locks.

Monumentally

you soared in 1895

with a mind for Arts and Crafts,

Ars Laboris. Kept on soaring.

Rose from the Irwell

who still murmers black below.

We see her over the plated,

rivetted bridges,

a creature disturbed and disturbing,

glimpse the private lady

at her toilet.

Speaking of toilets

Manchester's oldest Pissotiere,

where gentlemen

publicly emptied their bladders

into Lady Irwell

is next to Joshua Brookes

and just before

The Lass O'Blairgowrie.



But it's glass and chrome,

reclaimed brick,

factories

of the mental kind

that are soaring these days.

It's monumental MMU

with its hard-faced,

glass-faced

commerce.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Latest Barbie doll haiku 01.11.2010

The latest Barbie Doll (£59.99)contains a small video camera, concealed in her necklace. She also has a viewfinder in her back.
Other christmas 'stocking fillers' include the 'Fur Real My Go Go Walking Pup'(£59.99) , 'Zhu Zhu Hamsters with grooming salon', JLS dolls etc.

If Ken's been playing
away, Barbie's surveillance
camera will know.