High Definition.

High definition.

The picture in this screen
is so clear
that in order
to do it justice,
we've had to call it High Definition.

H.D. is all about YOU.
It'll bring you clarity
and induce obfuscation.
You'll be entertained
with visual precision;
You'll see the same shit
but three times the size;
get an eyeful
so you don't see
too much;
You'll have more pixellation
but you won't get the point;
You'll see a bigger picture
but not the bigger picture.

You'll be glad you receive
High Definition.
So will we.