BAE Killing Systems 08.06.2010.

BAE Systems, the engineering contractors who export things to kill people in other people's countries for lots of money (also known as manufacturing exports) is busy making deadlier bullets, after complaints that they're passing through the unarmoured bodies of often lean Taliban troops, only wounding (damn) and therefore perhaps not killing them. The new model bullet is longer-ranging so you can kill at a discreet distance and not get killed yourself, you see. The present bullets discharge lead particles which can (God forbid) poison the shooter.
Who says Britain has no manufacturing industries anymore? This one, and money-making and lending are doing very nicely, thankyou.

BAE makes the
bullets for you to fire much
more ethically.

A bullet is a
bullet is a bullet is
a killing device.

Killing fields will be
much more pleasant without all
those half-dead folk.