BP Hayward's $10m 'sorry'

07.06.2010.




Doug Inkley, a senior scientist with the National Wildlife Federation is rightly infuriated and heartbroken by the B.P. continuing planetary damage and what B.P. has proclaimed as transparency in their press releases and their oleaginous statements.

They've just spent a cool $10m on a 'sorry' advert in which Tony Hayward, the British C.E,. who only yesterday, after three months of continuous massive oil gushing told the world that he was British and that he was therefore made of sterner stuff, (unlike the spineless crustaceans who have succumbed to the oil) wouldn't have his bones broken by sticks and stones (we can think of more fitting ways but would these be just like water off his back rather than oil off a duck's) and is now appearing to gush, to spill about how sorry he is.



You'll B.e P.aying for

my gush too. Oil on duck's backs

is water off mine.



Transparency by

B.P.'s even more glutinous

than their obscene oil.