Source: The Times.
Roman Catholic bishops have approved a new iphone app. that allows users to to make confessions with a virtual priest over the internet.
'Confessions: a Roman catholic App.' on sale this week offers 'a personalized examination of conscience for each user.' Sins are listed by misdeed and omission. A button lists 'customary sins' gluttony, envy, greed, etc. Each sin is check-boxed. A 'next' command brings up one of the Acts of Contrition. Users then press 'Receive Absolution and respond Amen' before going to 'Finish.' A spiritual quote then comes up.
It was made by 'Little Apps'
Forgive me father
for coveting my neighbour's
phone, deleting sins.
Father Ted, eat your
heart out. Virtual Churches,
priests, sins are here now!
I can say ten Hail
Marys, watch Babe Station and
shop at the same time.