The Times, 02.02.2012. reports that the Duke and Duchess of Cornwall have a cocker spaniel puppy which is currently sharing their home in Anglesey. 'It will no doubt' the paper adds 'provide company for the duchess when William is on a 6 week tour of duty in the Falklands'.
The original dog, Otto was accused of swallowing the pearl earrings that he gave his then girlfriend for her 28th birthday.
Duke's dog does duty,
deposits dirt while duke does
dark, dastardly deeds.
Cocker spaniel cocks
leg while William cocks a snook
at Argentina.
Pearl earrings swallowed
by his dog. Was pearl necklace
swallowed by his girl?
Puppy provides Kate
with company, Anglesey
with loads of dog dirt.