Old Scousers never die ... they just get more Ken Doddery.
Old mystices never die ... they just give up the ghost.
Old lovers never die ... they just loose heart.
Old postmen never die ... they just get stamped out.
Old comedians never die ... they just can’t stand up any more.
Old gardeners never die ... they just go to seed and take to their beds.
Old fishermen never die ... they just reach the end of the line.
Old butchers never die ... they just stop meeting.
Old dancers never die ... they just don’t see the points.
Old Scousers never die ... they just can’t be arsed.
Old poets never die ... they just start to read verse.