World Cup Haiku

14th June 06.Red and white are everywhere in Britain as 'England' fever reaches fever pitch- and the semi-finalof the World Cup...from plastic car flags to key rings to t-shirts.

Measles outbreak?Or
has England fever brought out
these red and white spots?

May 06.

Tony Blair has signed a petition in favour of animal testing, it is reported in The Independent.

Standing for silent
majority, Blair backs pro-
animal testing.