BP Hayward's $10m 'sorry'

07.06.2010.
Doug Inkley, a senior scientist with the National Wildlife Federation is, as we all are infuriated and heartbroken by the B.P. continuing planetary damage and by what B.P. has proclaimed in their press releases and their oral (oily) statements.

They've just spent a cool $10m on a 'sorry' advert. After three months of continuous oil spillage, Tony Hayward, the British C.E. told the world that he was British and therefore made of sterner stuff, (unlike the spineless crustaceans who have succumbed to the oil)and wouldn't have his bones broken by sticks and stones (we can think of more fitting ways but would these be just like water off his back rather than oil off a duck's?) He is now appearing to gush, to spill about how 'sorry' he is.

You'll B.e P.aying for
my gush too. Oil on duck's backs
is water off mine.

'Transparency' by
B.P.'s even more glutinous
than their obscene oil.