National Lottery

Could be you.

National Lottery,
national grubbery,
national grottery,
fobbery off.
National robbery,
there’s a lotterie
you could getterie.
Better get off.
National frottery
but can’t get offery.
One-horse shottery.
Could be you.
You could be ittery,
makes you feel jittery.
Offertery cash for the
National box.
It’s a travesty,
night-time robbery,
lose-lose trickery,
voluntary tax.
Place a few boberrie
in the old slotterie,
plenty of jollity,
could be you.
Jiggery-pokery.
Dagger-and-cloakery.
Just a jokerie
could be you.
Shoot-shoot gallery,
drives you potterie,
Sit up and beggerie,
could be you.
Card you rubberie,
bit of tomfoolery.
Scratch scratch scratcherie,
could be you.
Glass case jewelry
gets you chattery.
Night-time robbery,
could be you.
Paper confectionery,
slippy as butterie.
Money rejetterie,
could be you.
Lucky confetterie,
gamble and betterie,
end up in debterrie,
could be you.
Piece of effrontery
played every Saturday.
Let's face the factory,
won’t be you.
　
　
　
　
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