'New' Monopoly..five haikus 12.06.2011

Source: The Metro.

Hasbro, makers of Monopoly have just marketed the Monopoly Revolution, £29.99. It has a circular board. Old Kent Road is on the market for 600k whilst Mayfair is 4k.
Paper money has been replaced with debit cards.The players still play with a boot, iron, racing car and all the usual pieces...





Your mortgage interest

payments are due. Pay 1k

now or take a chance.





'Fenchurch Mews offers

affordable living space

Sir. The trains? What trains?'





You've reached your credit

limit. Oh go on, one more

k won't break the bank.





Community chest.

Voluntary work scheme ends. Go

directly to jail.





Balfour Beattie buy

Park Lane, Trafalgar Square. Go

Back To Old Kent Road.