Whingeingdon Haiku 29.06.2011

Source: The Times.

The Williams sisters, regularly seen bulldozing and bellowing their way to hollow victories, sending bloodcurdling cries and bullet-like shots over to opponents whose names they don't care to pronounce threw a hissy fit the other day, complaining that there had been a 'conspiracy' as they were shunted onto Court No 2. Maybe someone was trying to tell them something?

Said Serena Williams "They like to put us on Court No.2 for whatever reason...actually, Venus and I have won more Wimbledon together than a lot of other players... I don't make a big issue out of it but maybe I should do" So saying, she did!



Serene anger shows

Women may be from Venus

but Venus is from hell.