Roni Size haikus 21.06.2011.

Source The Guardian Review

Drum and bass pioneer rapper Roni Size, aged 41, accused of GBH, was found not guilty in court of throwing his girlfriend down the stairs at his Bristol home. Size was a Mercury Prize winner in 1997.
He was born Ryan Williams.



Man with giant-sized

ego ( no mark) makes lots of

marks on his girlfriend.



Act your age, not your

shoe size, Roni (we know your

real name is Ryan.)



Base behaviour thrown

out of court. Roni gets just

rap over knuckles.