Topsy turvy Oz law x 2 haiku 21.07.2011

 Source: The Times.

A former Guantanamo bay detainee was told by the Australian Government yesterday that it may seize any profits from his autobiography.
David Hicks was a prisoner for more than five years before a plea bargain allowed him back to the USA to serve out a nine month sentence.
Under Australian law, a person can't profit from the commercial exploitation of their criminal notoriety.

You can't profit from
fame back in Oz unless your
name is R. Murdoch.

Sentences may add
to sentence if you've been sent
down in Down Under.