Haiku 2007-2009

Haikus..November2007
7th November
Nicholas Sarkozy is visiting the White House at President Bush's behest and will be addressing the Congress:

Nicholas cosies
up to Bush.Will there now be
French Fries for Christmas.


Australian State of Queensland plans to shoot 10,000 wild horses (brumbies).
It claims they are damaging the environment.State Govt., has instructed shooters to use helicopters to gun down the horses and to hide their bodies.

'They shoot horses don't
they?'Yes, by helicopter,
then they hide their hides.


11th November I wrote some remembrance Haikus last year...
they are equally applicable this year...

...Lewis Hamilton, the Formula1 racing driver has floated himself on the stock market following a string of commercial endorsements so shareholders in Lewis Hamilton plc will own a piece of him in what is bound to be as hort career before he crashes out.

Lord Hamilton's car
is a racing certainty:
Lewis plc.

Lewis Hamilton
drives the market but you can still
have a piece of him.

Until he crashes
Lewis plc will sell
pieces of himself.


The recently appointed new head of the Federal Reserve,Ben Bernanke,
who takes over from Alan Greenspan inherits an economy in a parlous state
with a 9 trillion debt(and counting)...

Chief of Fed Reserve
has a very bankeable name:
Ben Bernanke.

He spanned the years...now
it's time for the man with the
bank-teller's name.

Fed.Reserve's new chair:
Coincidence that his name's
annagrammatic?!