Quotes

On Radio 4's 'Start the Week' programme:-

'In 240,000 yeear's time, the levelf of CO2 and methane will be higher than ever When someone switches on their kettle in Birmingham there will be flooding in Sri Lanka.'

On Radio 4. 'Next week-how to be happy'

'Guess who's handed their knife and fork in?'(of someone who died).

'Who let Polly out of prison?' That troublesome or loud mouthed woman's back in town.

'Who let fluffy off the lead?'-derivation unknown.


Jan 9th, 2000. R.Corbett, Railtrack's C.E. following this week's big rail crash was 'too tired' to answer questions .
However, he WAS perky enough to make the following statement on R4's Today programme:-

'The decision was taken in conjunction with the Government that A.T.P. was not the best route to go down.
The rail crash was terrible, ghastly,awful but something must emerge from the wreckage-we have to stop posturing and blaming, and MOVE ON.'

It's blacker than th'inside of a cow.Anon.

'You've got a face like a used dinner on a mucky rug