This is not just food

These are not just berries....

These are forest-fresh, self-selected

hand-picked,giant cross-bred

Cape=Cod cranberries.


This is not just cream....

this is country-churned,

Cornish clotted cream with

Corvoisier Brandy and Chartreuse.


These are not just eggs.....

these are fresh, natural, tested

country-produced eggs,

from barn-perched,grain-fed,

free-range British hens.


This isn’t just salmon......

this is succulent, slow-cured,

soy-marinaded smoked

Solway Scottish salmon.

This is not just malnutrition....

this is drought-induced,

soil-parched, sun-baked,

harvest-failed, famine-fuelled

poverty-ground, dysentry-tainted,

widespread malnutrition.