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How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb will need a referral from its GP to go on the waiting list for an initial assessment before it can be changed but in the final analysis, the the lightbulb will need to have an insight into its own motives for wanting to be changed.

How many students does it take to change a lightbulb?
It doesn't matter how many you ask, it won't get changed.

I can only think of one good reason for lowering the age of consent for homosexuals,
and that's the possibility of getting banged up in jail.

Lesbians are man-made nowadays