Twisted sayings,

Twisted Sayings


Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater...
we need all the water we can get.


A stitch in time...
Means not to have to run the London Marathon.


Falling between two stools means
you’v had a lucky escape!


Those who can teach,
those who can’t slag each other off.







The Royal.
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Outside the Royal
is the biggest collection
of cigarette buts
in Liverpool.

Kinky.

I'm so kinky
that the ends have joined up,
making me
a fully-rounded person.